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Twilight Sparkle uses a teleport spell and goes into the future. It works.


Coverart by: 2snacks


Now has a dramatic reading by Goombasa
Also exists IN SPANISH now thanks to SPANIARD KIWI

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This story tells us from the unknown tale of what happened after True Capitalist Radio suddenly stopped airing.

Equestria suffers from a long-term problem. Ever since there were spells created so that parents can decide what gender their foal will be, the fair nation of Equestria has gotten far too few stallions. In a few centuries, ponies could go extinct or have their numbers depleted. But Celestia then hears about the Bronies, and decides that this is a perfect way to fix that problem while giving Bronies a perfect new life. But, of course, she must first run a test, and randomly picks an internet community where many Bronies are at, so she can see if it will work or not.

I think she should have researched what ''True Capitalist Radio'' actually meant.

So now Ghost, Engineer, Asho, Karasz Kun, Suspicious Tumbleweed, Equestrian Citizen and his daughter Becky, NavyHusky and their hostage Derpy will travel through Equestria in order to find a way to return home safely as humans, while meeting a lot of new and old friends along the way, and learning about the magic of the melting pot of friendship.

Now featured on True Capitalist Wikia! Click here.

This story is not meant to be very serious. Please be aware of that. Thank you.
ALSO: the story starts a few weeks before season 3 and takes place during the entire season 3.

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Fluttershy wakes up with psychic powers. That's all you need to know.

Rated Teen for language, and implied, suggestive themes.

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Scootaloo's Hearth's Warming Eve went something like this: No presents, no family, and for the first time in as long as she can remember, no friends. Now, just as she thinks she's hit rock bottom, a new door opens up in the form of a new friend named Star Struck, a bat pony she's never seen around Ponyville before. The question is: is this the door Scootaloo wants, or even needs? Or is it just another one to hit her on the flank as she walks out?

Either way, his offer is going to be pretty hard to refuse...

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Soarin, flyer of the Wonderbolts loves pies. He will travel the length and breadth of Equestria for one worthy of his pallet.

At the Grand Galloping Gala he noticed the Ultimate Pie, and now must go on a journey to see if he can claim it for his own.

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Ever since a particular violet librarian came into town, you have become used to the occasional injury. However, recently it seems like the hospital has become your second home. Why is this? Well the reason is none other than a particular mail mare that has caught your eye. Unfortunately every time you try so much as even just say hello to her you end up caught in some crazy accident. The most recent of which has put you in the hospital for three days.

What's worse is that the string of injuries have kept you out of work, and pushed you to near poverty.

Will you ever get out of this string of bad luck, and will you ever get to speak to this somewhat clutzy mare that has garnered your attention?



This is my first second person fic, trying it out after spending so much time on my HiE fic. Picture borrowed from mahaugher found here http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=mailmare+derpy#/d4s6e1c

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Luna has been in her room for a rather long time. So long in fact that Celestia feels she needs to intercede. However can Celestia bring herself to enter her sisters room when she hears a continuous clopping noise?

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In a world where Friendship Is Magic was never aired, one teen is going to have his life turned upside down when he is sent by God to Equestria, and he's not very happy about it.

Armed only with an extensive knowledge of Sci-fi shows, a vintage 80's car, some shopping and his iPhone, he now has to deal with talking ponies, several episode-like adventures and a lack of computer games.

Follow him as he tries to get home, while learning the magic of friendship along with the ponies. Or something like that.

Pre-read and edited by scooterdash.

Cover art commissioned from http://csimadmax.deviantart.com/

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Two months have passed since House faked his death to avoid prison and spend time with his best friend, Wilson. Together they have traveled the United States doing whatever it is Wilson wishes to do before he dies from terminal cancer.

The most recent decision was to go to Trentville, a small town with little to offer the pair, apart from an unbeatable drinking challenge.

After successfully completing the challenge House and Wilson pass out in an an alleyway behind the pub, only to wake up in rather different land.

How will House cope in a land that is filled with ideas he believes to be moronic, where kindness and friendship roam free. More importantly, how will Equestria cope with House's cold, hard, cynical logic? Also how will Wilson cope living in a land filled with ideals he has tried to convince House of his whole life?

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At what should have been a routine doctor's visit, Applejack learns that she can never bear foals of her own. After an emotional breakdown, her friends do their best to calm her.

However, as the discussion develops, nopony is prepared for Twilight's revelation: the grand event which brought them together has left a hidden scar within each of them.

Tempers flare, relationships are strained, and the strength of their friendship is tested as each must come to terms with her newfound sterility.

Now on Equestria Daily
and Twilight's Library


Thanks to these wonderful people for all their help

Cover artist
MuffinExplosion

Editors:
NotMurphy
Georg
Ping111
ocalhoun


Prereadering and suggestions from:
Eakin
Distaff Pope
John Perry
Cartsbeforehorses
JaketheArmyGuy

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