This story tells us from the unknown tale of what happened after True Capitalist Radio suddenly stopped airing.
Equestria suffers from a long-term problem. Ever since there were spells created so that parents can decide what gender their foal will be, the fair nation of Equestria has gotten far too few stallions. In a few centuries, ponies could go extinct or have their numbers depleted. But Celestia then hears about the Bronies, and decides that this is a perfect way to fix that problem while giving Bronies a perfect new life. But, of course, she must first run a test, and randomly picks an internet community where many Bronies are at, so she can see if it will work or not.
I think she should have researched what ''True Capitalist Radio'' actually meant.
So now Ghost, Engineer, Asho, Karasz Kun, Suspicious Tumbleweed, Equestrian Citizen and his daughter Becky, NavyHusky and their hostage Derpy will travel through Equestria in order to find a way to return home safely as humans, while meeting a lot of new and old friends along the way, and learning about the magic of the melting pot of friendship.
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This story is not meant to be very serious. Please be aware of that. Thank you.
ALSO: the story starts a few weeks before season 3 and takes place during the entire season 3.
Interesting story.
Only grammatical error I caught.
2385557 Fixed it. Thank you for noticing it.
tubguy definately needs to be in this
2385634 I already have made a couple of scenes for him, but I have a more... preferable role for him. I will send you by mail, so I won't spoil it for everyone here.
There are also a lot of other guys who get minor roles (because the ''main cast'' I selected where always guys with more personality rather than just listeners/splicer makers):
- DarkRazorz
- Elfoxoloco
- CelticBrony and his right hand man PranksterPinkiePie
- Gasgara
- Ghetto Capitalist and his minions, and his new friend BAN ALL BRONIES, and his new allied group NCF (Nigger Crook Force)
- Spermy the cat
- Tzeki
- SUCK MY D*CK
- Basement Dweller a.k.a. Fruity McFaggot Sounding Fruit a.k.a ''Shut up, mom!'' guy.
- Edna (called ''cancerbag'' by Ghost)
- Coodoo/Kadoo
Tri$ha a.k.a Noteparty won't make an appearance, however, because she is dead.
so far i've read 3 tcr stories...and this is by far my favorit!!! (i only wish i could give thumbs up twice!
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"talking horse lovers or some other kind of over feminized fruit ball"
It's fruit bowls, not fruit balls. Just wanted to help you out with the line edit. I really like the idea here though. Always classic mixing the TCR gang and ponies. Hope you've listened to a lot of the show though, as there is some deep history to the "characters" and their "relationships." Going to be a hard one to write.
I miss ghost, oh and one more thing WHY NO TUB GUY
Steam tech? Hasbro is sure as hell cheating them in this deal
2388047 I was talking about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_engine
2387764 Like I said, he will be in there. I promise. But I want him to get a specific role that entirely suits him,as well as not ''using everything that is awesome in 2 chapters''. Trust me, I am doing this for a reason. We will meet DarkRazorz and NavyHuskie in the next chapter, though...
2386488 I never knew that :P. I always thought it was fruit ball instead of fruit bowl... I like my version better, though, so I will stick with that one if you don't mind. And, yes, I did add relations. Why else did you think I added the relationship between Asho and Suspicious Tumbleweed?
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(And of course, as you may know, ghost hates "fruiting up")
That's fine, it's your creative license to do so. However one of the running jokes on the show is that Applejack "herself" will call in sometimes and solicit Ghost. Something along the lines of "If ya'll are gonna talk about fruit bowls how's about buyin' some a my apples?"
Of course the other ponies troll him too, so there is plenty of material out there. Can't wait to see where you go with the story.
CANS!
i believe it's fruit bowls.
2389164 AGH! *crash* Aaaaaagh!
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freaking milky-lickers... all right, that's it. next Baller Friday will have a new show! how about that? hahahaa! wooo!
“Princess Celestia and Princess Luna have ordered that you are all allowed to choose a play to stay by your own choosing. If you want to, you may also start a life there. Here in Equestria, houses and jobs will be provided if necessary. ”
a play to stay?
i thought play was a verb...
cool story though.
2456501 sorry. my bad, corrected it. What do you think about the idea that Ghost gets treated for hambone-syndrome? I thought it was quite fitting.
2457260 I think he could do well from said treatment.
It's Fruitbowls
I say Ghost should
All I know is that I want to see Pinkie Pie somehow become Ghost's friend. I have no idea why. Maybe I'm insane.
I'd vote for Pinkie winning in the end. Even if she has to treat him completely different from any other friend.
That Tango Whiskey was a pretty good troll too. He made it onto the show a lot.
2608708 I also have a role for him, but I want to ''spread out'' the famous troll terrorists throughout the storyline. But have no fear! Soon enough we will meet someone else... yes... it will be Tzeki's greatest enemy...
pinkiee!
Do you want a proofreader by any chance.
2671767 Now we got pooptickler CEO?! how many of you are there?!
but now serious: well, why not? Keeping everyone in character is quite hard (especially since a lot of trolls have a established character) so I wouldn't mind that.
2671798 Trust me, I'm every single PoopTickler there ever has been on this site.
2672376 And now you're called Aborted Fetus poop tickler?
(to be honest: Aborted Fetus - or his reincarnation -will play a role in the story later on)
Pinkie!!
Oh this is... this is something great, lemme tell ya.
Though I can almost feel the castle of beer cans being taken under siege if Ghost himself were to read it.
Wait, this isnt about economics, is it?
2882218 There was once a radio show on the internet hosted by a guy called 'Ghost'. He was a texan who loved whiskey, Texas and the states itself and capitalism, which was the point of his entire broadcast. However, he was also known for his extreme short temper. So, in time, half the internet started calling him up on his broadcast just to attempt to piss him off. If one did so succesfully, he would smash against the piles of beer cans that were lying around in his studio. (He also has an Engineer, a retarded guy with a funny mumbling voice) There were even characters created just in order to piss him off, most of them have a role in this fan fiction.
In june 2011, he was not in favor of the ''over feminized fruits that watch 8-year old girl cartoons''. This attracted hordes of Bronies to his broadcast and each day there would be at least one brony call until the end of the show. Some people on his broadcast eventually became bronies and confessed that to him (or just said that to piss him off) in which he would go nuts.
He is known as being the most loved Brony hater in existance, despite the fact that he knew a whole lot about ponies and even admitted that he had watched season 2, despite his claims that he has not watched an episode.
Just search "Ghost true capitalist" on YouTube or go to the channels of Elfoxoloco or DarkRazorZ for old recordings of episodes. The show ended on May 23rd, 2012, but rumors has it that he will come back. (he at least said so last week on Twitter)
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Man, that moment when he learned that Gabe Newell is a brony... I'm still laughing from that one (if you know any doctors that might be able to help, I'd be most grateful).
I fully approve of Engineer x Derpy.
2884084 Its actually going to be a derpy/karasz kun and derpy/engineer feud, so to speak. With Ghost the one who suffers most of it.
2884062 "NOOOO NOT GABE NEWELL! NOT GABE NEWELLL HE'S A FREAKING BRONY" *cansabuse*
I love this story so much. Bring me more and you can join the Green Beret
Sir, may I present to you an internets and a heart sticker that smells like victory when you scratch it.
I am enjoying the story so far; can't wait for when Tub Guy shows up, or if Spermy makes another appearance when Ghostler wakes up (because that would be hilarious, just saying). I will be giving this a thumbs up, and a favorite. Best of luck with future chapters.
Ghost's making a comeback!? :o
3140433 He said so on Twitter.
Because of that, I'm asking the capitalist army a favor. Call him up as a ''serious'' call outside Radio Graffiti. Talk about how in the time he was gone you've read a book that gave some great insight on how capitalism functions, and that you want to read a specific part to the public that you found interesting. Hopefully, he will comply. Then, start reading a part from the fanfic. When he questions where that fruity stuff came from (hopefully) you need to start explaining that there is a novel being written about him and the capitalist army going to Equestria and living as ponies, and maybe even give the link if possible. (maybe I even get the shit list. That is what I'm aiming for.)
Favorite chapter so far. Ghetto Capitalist 4ever
How long till ghosty loses his mind or is converted , hoooow long lolol. Though it is good he is in Equestria, will never support alcohol adiction.
Cadance Cowgirl...
I made a new profile pic' for him a while back:
http://i62.tinypic.com/2m4tw1u.jpg
Steven Magnet saves hi`s ass
Hard to believe it's been 2 years since Ghost's last show already. But please keep updating, this is gr8
4462158 It's not him... it's somepony/body else.
Here is a hint:
9/20/23/9/12/12/2/5/20/15/20/1/12/12/25/12/5/7/9/20/15/13/25
Johnnie walker red label second harvest?
SPERMY