Brad and Twilight Sparkle are madly in love, so madly in love that Brad agrees to follow Twilight through the mirror portal to Equestria, where the two of them plan to have a big pony wedding.

. . . Problem is, after Brad comes to Equestria, he doesn't turn into a pony.

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Cover art by PicoBox.

(This is based on the first Equestria Girls trailer and on subsequent fan speculation.)

Abstract: In his final and most personal monograph, a prolific and widely celebrated ethnologist and hippologist describes the customs of the Little Ponies (sp. Equus parvus) related to courtship and matrimony. Topics covered include sudden-onset equine infatuation (SOEI), typical courtship behaviors, the prominent role of the equine matchmaker, and the rituals of equine marriage.

But this study moves beyond a mere description of pony culture. It reflects also on the interactions between pony and human—and on what those interactions mean for the future of the human race.

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About a month before the Season 4 finale, Applejack challenges Discord to a day of doing physical work around the farm. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

This whole thing started as a silly little RP me and my good chum Castoro Chiaro started one day, which slowly grew into a rather massive story. She wrote all of Discord's parts, and I took control of Applejack. I hope you all like it!

A stranger sneaks his way into Sweet Apple Acres. Applejack isn't amused.

Another RP that I thought should be edited into a proper fic. Once again, I controlled Applejack, and my good chum Castoro Chiaro played Discord. You guys should totally send her a message saying her Discord is rad.

Applejack has a brief conversation with Discord concerning apples and natural growth.

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Smaug is the mightiest of all beasts in Middle Earth. No creature can match his prowess. As the last of his kind, he has no obligations to anyone being other than himself. The only thing he cares about is his hoard.

But this new creature, this alicorn, may just change that.

Like many things in the wide, wide bubble of absurdities, this should have never happened; Discord should have never wooed Applejack. But he did. And there isn't a damn thing she can do about it.

Rated "Teen" for suggestive themes and crude humor. Enjoy!
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A response to this thread. Praise be thee, TheOneBehindYou, for her insight on the matter; Fimiction simply doesn't have enough AppleCord... But it starts today. And it starts with me. (A special thanks to Pearple Prose for suggestions and pre-reading.)

Now with audio reading by the wonderful obabscribbler!

Discord is up to his old tricks again...But he's noticed something. Something that he can't explain: Love.

And once finding out about it, he comes to the logical conclusion that he needs it...And unfortunately for Ponyville's local farm-mare, he's set his sights on her.

With Cadance's help, will he succeed? Or will Applejack buck him all the way to Tartarus?
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