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Smaug is the mightiest of all beasts in Middle Earth. No creature can match his prowess. As the last of his kind, he has no obligations to anyone being other than himself. The only thing he cares about is his hoard.

But this new creature, this alicorn, may just change that.

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Well... This is a weird shipping I never expected, but still. This could be enjoyable. :unsuresweetie:

Looks intresting, and your work seems good, so...KEEP GOING!!!:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

No shipping is safe from us.


Whelp...that's going to make for a very confused Hobbit later on down the road....

Shit's really gonna get serious if Smaug ends up not getting killed later down the road, considering that Gandalf started the quest in the hopes that Smaug would be destroyed before Sauron could make contact with him and propose an alliance.

So imagine what would happen if Sauron saw a bargaining chip in Celestia...:pinkiegasp:

This is extremely random. I LOVE it! I agree with Scarheart, I really hope Celestia is still there when Bilbo shows up. I guess I can kind of see how this will impact "Love Needs No Reason." With the destruction of Starswirl's book, there is only one power on Equestria with a chance of bringing Celestia home. Looks like Luna may need to delay her vengeance on Discord for a little while...

this is an amazing piece of work. you can figure it out for yourself if that was an insult.

these are now yours

(I hope this works)

skip to 2:47

4866506 *writes them down* This is a goldmine! :pinkiecrazy:

Well, you definitely caught my attention with this one. Not sure yet if favorite-ready yet, but I'm definitely going to keep an eye on it for the hilarity alone :rainbowlaugh:

Well then, I'm typing this before I read this story, and as one who read the Silmarillion, this confuses me. I mean, all dragons were descended from Melkor, Sauron's boss. How they were actually created is not actually known, but regardless, anything created by Melkor isn't high up on the 'friendship and rainbow' scale.

Then again, this is fanfiction involving ponehs, so disregard my previous statement.

My first comment upon seeing you ship Smaug x Celestia? "Wat"

My second? "Wat"

And yet, now here I am eagerly awaiting more.

I wonder how Celestia will react to being a dragon's property.

Oooh, now this could get good. We always needed more Middle-earth crossovers in this fandom. Question though, oh good honourable author sir, how close will you be following Tolkien-canon with this? I ask not to insult, merely to know if I have to whack my inner Tolkien-nerd with a sledgehammer to knock him out cold while reading this, or not. :twilightsheepish:

I have this horrible mental image of Smaug singing:

4868555 I'm going to be honest, most of my info is based on the movies and smidgens I've heard from fans of the books. Not that I've not read the Hobbit (did as a kid) but that was a long time ago, so my memory of it is hazy at best.

I'll be looking through some other sites to get some more info, but since this story pretty much is about Smaug, I don't think I need to get all lore frenzy. (Unless Sauron pops in of course.)

4868987 :twilightoops:

4867064 Neither was Discord, but he came around.
Granted, DIscord didn't kill people, but he did torment them enough to which they wished they were dead....Honestly, Smaug is kinder in that regard.

I'd be happy to provide some background lore info where I'm capable. I'm not a tolkien expert by any means, but I do pride myself on having read The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings and the Silmarillion. Not that I'm trying to meddle with your writing, as I said, I'll happily knock out my lore-nut while reading this because any story about a pairing with Smaug is too good to pass up. :yay: I'm merely offering purely to give some background info that you can do with as you please.

4870377 That'd be welcome. :twilightsmile: Just PM me if you want.

This ship seems.... appropriate

As strange as this shipping is, I'm just interested in the story... keep going and lets see what this turns into.:pinkiehappy:

I.. buh... wha... HUH!?

Who cares; Smaug (#1 Dragon NA) and Celestia (#1 Manipulative 'Good' Alicorn NA) are locked in a mountain.
Let the hijinks commence!

I made up my mind and once a dragon does that, there is no force in Middle-Earth that can change it.

This creature, this winged unicorn, was to be a part of my hoard.


Great so far.
I have to admit, the pairing in this story is unexpected. But 11/10.

Wow, now dat really interesting. I was like

surprised to find myself…surprised.

P.S. Am I the only one around here who thinks Discord/Selestia ship, is actually weirder than Smaug/Tia?

I didn't expect to find this while browsing the popular box.

Okay, Im not the one for cross overs, but this is so odd it's interesting... will fave and wait for more:trollestia:

This is interesting. I shall await the next chapter in anticipation.
4879731 its no one expects the spannish inquisition. :rainbowwild:

A shipping story featuring Smaug and Celestia?

Color me Impressed.

Im guessing that celestia will panic, try to run, fall over and get shocked when smaug tells her she's part of his hoard. When calm smaug will ask her what she is and maybe if she needs to eat anything special to survive.

So far so good. Keep up the good work.

4888782 One does not simply assume Celestia will panic.:ajsmug:

no. Instead one forsees her panicking when face to face with a dragon multiple times the size of her when she is too exhausted to do anything but watch.

Ah, nothing like Smaug being at his arrogant best. :yay:

I don't often read firsts person but your story has just the right click to it, i'm hoping for a long lengthy story. Will the next chapter be published soon?

Well, this is new. Not quite sure if I like it or not, but it's well-written so far at least.

..:Eh, I'll put it on my read later list. If anything, this should be interesting.

Smaug id good... But celestia? " buck my curiosity"? :ajbemused:

So.... this happened.

Their sex life is bound to be... complicated. :rainbowwild::pinkiecrazy::raritydespair:

4865314 Bilbo wanders into the cave and stops dead, his jaw dropping in shock and disgust, "OH DEAR VALAR!! HOW THE HECK DOES THAT THING EVEN FIT IN THAT PONY!!!" He vomits repeatedly and dies.


She was like nothing I had ever seen before. Surely, I’ve seen unicorns before and even the pleasure of devouring their flesh.
Unicorns have such an exquisite flavor.

Alas, Smaug didn't realize that the moment the blood of a unicorn touched his lips, he would lead a half life, a cursed life.

Smaug and Voldemort were pen pals, by the way. :trollestia:

This is gonna bee good...Anyways...this chapter could be longer... But its still good.

… I predict that she will attempt to fry him and will melt some of his hoard instead. And that will piss him off. Immensely. Ah, well. Until next time!


Best line ever.

Wow... This is... either going to be LEGENDARY, or become a flaming ball of *insert lists of expletives*. I'm sure it'll be the first, though. X3

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