A prank involving Rainbow Dash and a flashbang quickly goes south, leaving Anonymous a little worse for wear. Thirsty for revenge, Anon teams up with the Dazzlings and turns all of Canterlot High upside down in a plot to achieve it.

I rated this as T due to excessive swearing and some violence.

First fic so please give critique so I can write better chapters/stories in the future.

So, I died.

Apparantly, I was a sinner, so...

I work here now.

The Dazzlings haven't had any luck since their defeat at the hands of Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, and the girls of Canterlot High. However, despite her humiliation at the hands of them, Adagio is starting to have second thoughts about humans.

So much so, in fact, that she has a conversation with one and can't keep him off her mind.

Planning to regain her powers, Adagio enlists the help of a student attending CHS. However, she soon starts to believe her own lie: that she can live among them and perhaps put her siren past behind her. Will she succeed or will those who harbor a grudge against sirens make her reconsider?

(This story takes place after Rainbow Rocks. No elements beyond RR or Season 5 are present in this fanfiction.)

Anonymous leaves Ponyville to pursue a quiet office job in Manehattan. While he finds the possibility of new love in his future, he finds that his past from Ponyville isn't willing to give him up so easily. Some mares just don't know when to stop.

Who will Anon choose? His past life, Fluttershy? The mysterious Autumn? Or, perhaps the troubled Mulberry?

It's been a year since you woke up in Equestria, memories missing, and settled into Ponyville. Your new, peaceful life is disrupted when, in a sudden burst of nervousness, Rarity declares your mutual love for each other to impress a famous designer! Now forced to act madly in love, the two of you begin to grow closer by the day. Eventually you can't help but wonder- is it all part of the act, or are the butterflies in your stomach you get seeing her face every morning real?

"Six will rise, but one will fall. Evil returns to rule them all. If his actions do not desist, then this land shall cease to exist." - Unknown

This is the first line of the prophecy that will determine the fate of not only Equestria, but Equus as a whole. It really is a shame no-one learns about this, until the arrival of SPARTAN-A239.

As dark forces work in the sidelines and our hero scrambles to get a feel for his surroundings, someone out there is pulling all the strings.

And that someone has a very special plan for one of Equestria's future saviors.

I just wanna say to all who read/follow me, thank YOU for giving me and my story a chance. While I cannot express my gratitude with words, I figured out a more practical way of saying thank you.

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But, but how? HOW?! I think I'm gonna faint...

But what is love? What does love truly mean? You'd read about it in novels or short stories. You'd see it in movies or TV shows. You'll even hear it from your friends and family. No matter where you go, you can bet that love will be just around the corner, waiting impatiently to make its sudden appearance.

Not everyone have had the chance to experience love, though. Take the hero of this story for example: Salami B. Salami B is your everyday average high schooler. He isn't a genius, nor a strong athlete. He isn't incredibly dashing, nor a big hit with the ladies of Canterlot High. If Salami B was anything, is average.

So, being the average guy that he was, Salami B has never once stopped to think about pursuing a romantic relationship with any of the girls in his school; he just don't understand why should he be wasting his time chasing a girl, when he could use that time to focus on other things?

Besides, love was never really something Salami took an interest in; he finds it weird and mysterious, if not downright intimidating. No, Salami B would be much better off alone and single. At least, that's what he tells himself.

But, of course, like every other love story you'd probably read, his life and views on love was about to change. And it all began when he first met Sunset Shimmer.

Our story takes place in the Equestria Girl's Universe. So, yeah, you'll find that there is an unreasonable amount of humans here instead of ponies. So, if that really ain't your thing... too bad. But if it is, welcome! And I hope you'll enjoy this.

P.S. I have no idea who did the wonderful cover art, so, unfortunately, I'm unable to give credit to the artist. If anyone knows who did the cover art, please, let me know.

P.P.S. Rated Teen because reasons.

Anonymous is summoned by Princess Cadance during the Equestria Games. What he comes face to face with is a tearful, brokenhearted mare that needs someone to be there for her.

David Carrian can't help but be attached to his amazing, very expensive computer. As such, when a virus sneaks onto his system without his knowing, he puts all of his focus and knowledge into removing the threat that is screwing with his memory and CPU.

But he hears something coming from his headphones. A quiet, almost unnoticeable voice cries out from behind the computer screen. On one hand, knowing that the virus is playing such sickening sound effects drives him harder to fix the problem. On the other however, he stops to think after he finally makes out the words said to him...

This tale follows heavily on the Slice-of-Life and drama side of things, but sways towards adventure halfway through the story. As of Chapter 13 (treehouse.exe V1.31), we have not reached that point yet.

Episodes beyond season three episode two are ignored.

Click here to listen to a reading of the first chapter by Griffin Productions!

During an experiment with new magic. Princess Twilight Sparkle suddenly finds herself in a strange new world and in even stranger company.

Kai is your everyday guy. He wakes up, goes to work and then comes home again, a monotonous routine that is his everyday life. That is until a talking, purple horse appears in his apartment. Well… so much for monotonous routines.

The Princess has a secret or two though, perhaps a new friendship will help her forget some old ones?