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TProphecy of the Six - Earlier Than Expected

"Six will rise, but one will fall. Evil returns to rule them all. If his actions do not desist, then this land shall cease to exist." - Unknown

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DismantledAccount

DismantledAccount #14 · May 13th, 2015 · 1 · ·

I like your taste in avatar.

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Wolfram Alpha #13 · May 4th, 2015 · · ·

1798545
Doesn't help that I'm Asian. Imagine my surprise when I figured that out of the many names I could have picked to use, I chose the one that does math for a living.

It just screams stereotypes.

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