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I'm eccentricity at its finest.

Jul
10th
2015

Random Stuff: How To Find Out If You're Being Tricked · 10:07am Jul 10th, 2015

If you're slathering your laptop in oil and butter, then subsequently try to cook that laptop, then you deserve having the word gullible tattooed on your chest.

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Jun
4th
2015

PLS HALP MEH · 11:15am Jun 4th, 2015

Semester exams are almost here, I have multiple assignments that are due on the same day simultaneously and I haven't even started on any of these. And what's worse?

MY COFFEE MACHINE'S BROKEN

PLEASE SEND HELP I CAN'T FUNCTION WITHOUT MY CAFFEINE

(Translation: Won't be writing for a while. Might finally crawl out of this alive in 2-3 weeks.)

~ Wolfram Alpha

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May
17th
2015

FORGIVE MEH · 1:13am May 17th, 2015

I KEEP PRESSING THE WRONG DAMN BUTTON. I WANT TO PRESS EDIT BUTTON DAMMIT.

~ Wolfram Alpha

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Apr
11th
2015

Update on Prophecy of the Six · 3:16am Apr 11th, 2015

This is just a heads up, nothing major. I reworked the blurb and the art for my fanfic to suit my story better. Check it out here.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to put the toaster out because it is on fire (this actually happened).

~Wolfram Alpha

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Apr
8th
2015

Quote of the Day #2 · 2:39pm Apr 8th, 2015

"Her coupon game was so fucking raw." - Random Tumblr User

Oh Tumblr, you never cease to amaze me.

~ Wolfram Alpha

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Apr
8th
2015

Quote of the Day · 11:10am Apr 8th, 2015

"If I do it to a guy who doesn't know, and I'm on top, that means I'm more dominant." - Denzel Rabino

Just thought I'd like to share this with you. By the way, he was trying to teach me the proper way to handshake someone.

~ Wolfram Alpha

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Jan
28th
2015

I'm getting a job! (sort of) · 5:13am Jan 28th, 2015

So, this just happened. Called up my school today to get some work experience; hopefully I'll get the position I want, namely as part of the school's IT department. Gonna get interviewed and discuss stuff on February 2. Wish me luck!

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Jan
26th
2015

The Adventures (and Misadventures) of Ze Royal Doofus · 7:11am Jan 26th, 2015

Hello everyone, I'm back in Australia! I'M HOME! It's so good to be back!

Got off my flight at 5 AM local time; slept only two hours on the plane. But that's okay, I've definitely slept for less on an odd basis and functioned okay! (I did almost collapse from exhaustion once trying to do that for too much.) Nothing a cup of coffee or two can't fix.

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Jan
1st
2015

Happy New Year and Some News · 4:17am Jan 1st, 2015

Happy New Year guys, It's officially 2015! WOOT WOOT!

Celebrations aside, I have some explaining to do. I might have to cut back on doing chapters for Prophecy of the Six because of personal issues. I've been in a sort of funk recently; I've lost all form of willpower to do anything. It's like I've got writer's block on life right now. Until I get out of this and get myself together, I'm laying off the writing. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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Dec
6th
2014

Vacation time · 3:48am Dec 6th, 2014

Sup everyone. Typing this from the Philippines. Yup, my vacation's here. Three months of hot weather, traffic jams and nonexistent road rules. On the flip side, it's good to be back home. Missing my laptop like hell though.

Just got out from flight just yesterday (Dec. 5). Jet-lagged hard. Apparently I did not sleep for a full 24 hours. Still wasn't feeling sleepy though. I blame the airline I was on; they were dispensing coffee like there was no tomorrow.

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