Before we begin, allow me to introduce myself to you, my dear reader. To be frank, I am merely a voice in your head, that person talking inside of your mind as you continue to read down this passage. I have no real name, for I do not exist. Like I've said, I am merely a voice you have created within your brain. A voice that will accompany you throughout this tale of a man named Chocolate Dick.

No, no. He does not have a literal chocolate-coated er...dick. No sir, this man's rather misleading name was bestowed upon him by the ponies of Equestria. Well, one pony, to be precise. You shall find out more about it later in the tale I am about to share with you.

Chocolate Dick, a.k.a. Adam was a man who possess great love and passion for animals. He absolutely adores them; normal, mythical, mystical, you name it. As long as the creature was categorized under the label 'Animals' he'll love it. So, as one might expect, when he was given the opportunity to go to Equestria, Adam immediately jumped on it. Besides, Equestria was an entire world filled with all sorts of animals. All waiting for Adam to learn, understand, and love.

Adam may be the eponymous main character in this tale, but what sort of tale would this be without a deuteragonist? Adam was not alone in this, no. He was with someone. A pony, by the name of Fluttershy. Their meeting was not a coincidence, but it wasn't fate that brought them together, either. Strangers at first, the two slowly find out that they are connected in more ways than one. Ways that could change their lives entirely.

So, have you gotten used to my voice yet? No? Well, my tale is about to begin. So I suggest you get comfortable. For this is a tale you won't forget any time soon. The tale...of Chocolate Dick. A human, a caretaker, and eventually...a hero.

Cover art by Daruqe

MUA HA HA! I AM THE PINKSUIT, MASTER OF TROLLS!

I am Pinksuit, once human, now pink-humanesque blob running around messing with ponies for the hell of it. Hey, I'm here, might as well make some use of my Pinkie Pie-like reality messing up abilities.

[An Original Displaced Crackfic]

Will those Yaks never learn to behave?

Twilight has no idea how to handle the destructive, angry, and whiney attitudes of the Yak delegates when they come to town. She's tried being nice, she's tried giving everything they ask for, but nothing seems to make them happy. As a last resort she turns to her...er...friend Anon for advice.
Lucky for her, he has memories of community building from back when he was in a frat in college. Surely, what works on dumb new pledges will work on yaks, right?

-written drunk, should be read drunk too -

Hi there my name is Ori and I am a creature of light , a Lightkin or a Lucis propinquis if you want to go all sciency, I had been under pony care before I have been left wondering for a long time now or so to speak, though the term pet is more appropriate in my situation, I prefer not to label myself as such.

I have done many things in that time left wondering, climbed mountains discovered, long lost secrets and also made some friends and enemies, in time I will tell you all of that, but first let's start from the beginning...

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A Ori and the Blind Forest crossover and a rewritten version of an older story, which you can read here.

Hope I do a better job, now let's begin.

Sad tag Removed because of reasons that are not sad.

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Hello my name is, well was, Scott. I was just minding my own business, exploring FanExpo in a sweet SPD Shadow costume when I meet this suspicious looking vendor. He offers to sell me Cruger's Shadow Saber, the only thing missing from my costume, for $10. Then it all goes downhill.
First I get sucked into a world of multi-colored pony people, then I find out I've become a blue dog person(whatever race Cruger is), and finally I find out that there's another race of dog people who gives dog people a bad name.
At least I've got my tunes.

This is a Displaced Fic, please do not hate just because it is one, it is also my first.

Okay, news. On December 18, 2015, 11:35 AM, this got featured. I would like to thank all my faithful readers for this, and I hope this brings a new level of respect for not just me, but Displaced Fics in general.

My name's John. I guess my last name doesn't really matter any more. Life is ironic, isn't it? Life nurtures all kinds of species that can get along, but it also creates the species that kills others. In fact, there are some species, who's sole purpose is the death of everything but itself. I'm talking about diseases, of course. Viruses, bacteria, fungi, and even parasites. All my life, I found these things interesting. I loved studying them, so naturally I grew up to be an epidemiologist. When I wasn't studying diseases or doing other basic functions, I was playing one of my favorite games, Plague Inc. It's a game where you try to wipe out humanity using diseases. Over the years, I've become a master of the game, to the point where it isn't really a challenge anymore.

But, that all changed when the game sucked me into itself, and I wind up in a strange land, with even stranger creatures. But that isn't all. I've somehow gained the ability to create and control every single disease I can think of. Now, I have to survive in this harsh world, knowing that I'm one step away from wiping out the entire planet.

Like I said, life is ironic, right?

[Displaced fic]

To any newcomers reading this fic, I want to point this out. The story may seem confusing in the first five chapters, as I was trying to figure out how I want to write the story. I won't be getting rid of any chapters, but some small points might contradict each other across both of them. These points hopefully won't affect much of the future.

When a 22 year old Chris Houlihan is transported into a modern day Equis with some modern day United States technology as The New and Improved SpiderMan 2099 craziness and adventures follow.

(Edited by: Root Bear Drinker)

So, I go to Comic-con to have fun with my friends and have a normal experience. I even resisted the temptations around me so I would not go cosplay as something. Go me. Unfortunately, the universe knows no bounds when it comes to screwing around with me.

Now stranded in a world and a body no longer my own, I'll have no choice but to face the politics and war that surround me. That and I also has to face the fact I'm in charge of a new kingdom and I have to look out for them as well.

My name is Philip. But some recognize me now as Yveltal, Pokemon of Destruction and Lord of Death.

Well, without further adiue, down the rabbit hole we go!

Displaced fic so if you hate that don't read. Displaced as a Shiny Yveltal!

Rated teen due to some violence and foul language!

We've got a great editor, Blood Angel Kirito who will edit things when he can, so don't rush the poor guy :3

The cover art is a clip from the amazing, and fluffy :3 , art series of SoftMonKeychains. So check out her work. She gave me permission to use her art as long as she gets credit, so thanks for that!

Crossovers will be done once I get situated!

So yeah, went to Comic-con with my girlfriend and cosplayed as a Tyranid Swarmlord. And I saw this creepy merchant selling some legit stuff. I bought a set of Bone Sabres to complete my costume but ended on some girly show land called Equestria filled with xenophobic ponies. So my plan? Run to some random ass town with a squad of Tyranids and open a diner!

Hey look a cupcake. *picks it up and eats it and spits it out* THIS *BLEEPING * CUPCAKE IS SO *BLEEPING* SWEET, IT GAVE KOBE DIABETES!!!

Three thousand years ago the alicorn swine of Equis destroyed the Human race. We helped them thrive and build up their empires but they turned on us. We were considered scum and too chaotic to be left alive. Unfortunately they won and slayed every last human but a young boy... The young boy was a last attempt at saving humanity. He was a normal orphan but humanity turned him into something greater. He became a human with psychokinesis and other telekinetic powers. He is named Alpha 302-X7Z but was originally known as Xavier...

These ponies wiped out his race and now they will pay with their lives along with everything else they hold dear!

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