Discord is immortal - or at the very least he's lived a really long time - and sometimes, that can get boring, especially when you've promised to be (relatively) good. So, he decides to reap another form of chaos and insult as many ponies in Equestria as he can!

I don't know, I was bored and wrote this. I apologize in advance.
Inspired by Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged from HHG2TG and Arthur from Fable III

Everyone has their reasons.

So what could possibly make a pony act like Blueblood did at the Gala?

Every chapter will explore a new explanation for just what was going on that night.

Celestia had heard of the enchanted comic book that pulled ponies in to complete it's story, and now it's happened again. Not about to allow subjects to be eaten by works of fiction for long, she assembles a small group to deal with the threat. Specifically, those who already seem to know a thing or two about comics; Spike, and one other...

Also the occasional stowaway.
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Series of short, silly, senseless tales vaguely in the form of parody, hope you enjoy!
Teen primarily for violence.

Sparkler loved her daddy. While mommy worked, daddy played. He made her smile, laugh, and enjoy even the simplest things in life. Yes, Sparkler was happy. With a mommy who is a beautiful princess, and a daddy who knows how to make her smile, what more could she ask for? Life was perfect... Until other fillies at her school tell her just how awful her and her daddy were.

Not many ponies can put up with Prince Blueblood, we all know that. But he has somehow found love in a quiet stallion who only meets him in his quarters. And why must they keep this relationship a secret?

This is part crackship, part OTP. Just a oneshot. Read and review! And most importantly, enjoy!

Princess Luna has heard all about that sneering layabout, Blueblood, and means to make him into a more respectable pony! How? A princess worries not about small details! She'll start by seeing if he can be made to behave himself.

Will our hero be, well... Heroic? Stay tuned!

The story begins shortly before the start of Season 4

It's been more than a thousand years since the Mane Six's adventures in Ponyville, and things look very different. Equestria is gone, devoured by chaos. Nightmare creatures roam the lands, changelings prey on the few remaining pony settlements, and all trace of the peace and harmony during Princess Celestia's reign has vanished.

Until, that is, a small group of ponies set out to map the Tangle, and find a slumbering dragon inside. Now Spike, a millenium out of his time and with only his memories to comfort him, is ponykind's only hope. Together, he and his new friends set out to find the one pony who can set things right: Twilight Sparkle.

Cover art by the inestimable TheAuthorGl1m0.

Featured by The Royal Guard on February 4th, 2014.

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AUTHOR'S NOTES

- Beware of spoilers in the comment section!
- Currently undergoing heavy revision for chapters nineteen and onward. The "lost" chapters - that is, the story as it was originally published - can be found here.

Ser Ornstein, Captain of the Four Knights, Proud Dragonslayer in the service of Gwyn, the Lord of Sunlight. Or so it was, once. No more, however. Endless cycle after endless cycle of Chosen Undead have led Ornstein to death after death. Now the cycle is broken, and everything is reborn as it were, however. . . why is the cycle over? And what happens now?

Equestria, a peaceful land of harmony and coexistence, where friendship is a study endorsed by the crown and dragons are defeated with a stern talking-to. But how long can the citizens of Equestria and its governers keep the peace when the fabric of another universe starts to seep into their world?

Finding himself under close observation once more after the events of 'Three's a Crowd'. Discord decides to once more pay a visit to his dear 'friend', Twilight Sparkle. But when he discovers a shocking secret that the purple alicorn is hiding, he decides to do the right and just thing.... by completely taking advantage of the situation.

Eventually Discord finds himself embroiled in all sorts of shenanigans as he plays a self proclaimed 'matchmaker'.

But has he gone too far this time? Is he completely out of his depth in a field he has no expertise in? Will it all end in disaster?

Or everypony making kissy face?

Probably the latter.

A story I came up with after mixing and matching several stories I wanted to do together. I owe it one of my followers, Noble Thought, who helped me kind of form things together.

It's Neighpril foal's day and Discord wants to play with his two favorite princesses.Whether they want to or not. And if you think Discord is going to settle for only one day... You really are a foal.

A collab between the Celestials
Jorofrarie who writes Discord
The Atlas Complex who writes Celestia
Foals Errand who writes Luna