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// Ponyville Post Office 
// Story: Discord Insults 
// by PonyTom 
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Dear Representative of the Ponyville Postal Services,

You are an incompetent gathering of three month old afterbirth! Not only do you have the nerve to tell me I can't mail live bunnies to Zebrabwe, you can't even deliver something as important and valuable as a Grand Galloping Gala ticket to me on time! You incompetent boobs are so terrible at your jobs, I feel like I owe poor Fax Machine an apology; apparently if he didn't send Twilight's letters to Celestia for her, she'd never recieve them!

In response to your letter, though, I haven't seen your mail colt.  I'm sure he'll turn up.  Oh, don't worry if he's speaking backwards when you find him, that'll wear off.

Yours sincerely, Discord.