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// Time Turner/Doctor Hooves 
// Story: Discord Insults 
// by PonyTom 
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Dear Doctor Who
Doctor Hooves
El Doctoro
Mayor Mare's Bitch
Time Turner

You are a time traveling bag of walking vomit.  Sending this note to you is hell because I never know when you'll get it, or if the next time I see you if you've had it for five months or have no idea who I am yet or are already trying to resolve the New Lunar Republic's war for dominion of Equestria or what.  If you're going to screw with normal ponies' lives, at least have the decency to let them know your current place in the universal timeline, you chronologically unsound sod.

Yours sincerely, Discord