Discord Insults

by PonyTom

Lyra

Dear Lyra

You're a psychopathic lunatic who believes in silly things. Incidentally, humans are real, but you had no way of knowing that, you screwball.

Yours sincerely, Discord

Comments

[xanderman1201]

These are funny, especially when read in discords voice...but...They just seem more like a brony complaining about the show than something Discord would actually do. Granted some of them are things he would actually say (Ie. Telling Lyra that humans do exist but leaving her with no way to prove it, Sending chocolates along with a card full of insults, etc.) but I'm just not getting a discord Vibe out of most of them.

[SFaccountant]

"There's nothing more ridiculous than believing something completely absurd that happens to be true. What a loon!"