Discord Insults

by PonyTom

Carrot Cake

Dear Carrot Cake

You're a loser and a doormat who can't think on his own and you deserve every ale that brings upon you, you spineless wuss. Gotta give you credit though; you did hire Pinkie Pie, and don't think I don't know why you'd let a younger mare live in your house with you.

Just give in to the hatred and the thirst for revenge.

Yours sincerely, Discord

Comments

[sfs]

Personally, I wouldn't mind life bringing a lot more ale to me. Ailments, not so much, but ale, absolutely.