Dear Derpy Hooves,
You lazy-eyed little klutz, you dropped a piano on my head the other day! How do you drop a piano? Do you have no delivery skill whatsoever? If I hadn't been wearing Angel Bunny as a hat, I could have been seriously injured, you buffoon!
I hope you get fired, you menace to society!
Yours sincerely, Discord
I wonder how long it will take her to read this note, ya know with....never mind
Lay off Derpy! But at least the menace to society is gone...
Crossing the line Discord...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Does Discord even know what, exactly, "society" is?