Discord Insults

by PonyTom

Rarity

Dear Rarity,

You're a pompous little gold digger from a hick town whose only real goal in life is to find a good looking stallion with money. Generosity indeed. On the bright side; this just about describes most celebrities, so you're well on the right track to marrying a rich stallion, having a horrible marriage, making headlines for accidentally exposing yourself in public, and dying in obscurity.

Yours sincerely, Discord

Comments

[Lag Incarnate]

These are harsh. I like it.

[Doctor.whooves]

Ever play fable 3 with the one guy who sent insults to everyone in Albion ....I read these in his voice.

[devas]

Man, I think this is the harshest yet

[North]

Huh. These seem to, I don't know, lack that kind of Discord sense of humor.

[BellChime]

And then Rarity fainted.