Dear Apple Bloom
Good news; your parents are alive. Bad news; it's Applejack and Big Mac. Seriously, your "parents" were gone when they were foals, and Big Mac has to be in his thirties by now, where did you think you came from you sneaky little product of incest?
Yours sincerely, Discord
luls everywhere
...well, shit.
LOW BLOW, MAN!! LOW BLOW!!! ...quite frankly, I'm proud of you for it. Keep it up.
Ummmmm... no.
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Applejack! Discord sent a letter to me and it says–
Hold yer horses, sugarcube. Ah'm still tryin' to read his letter to me...
Why is that bad news? Applejack and Big Mac would make GREAT parents!