Dear Spike,
You're a shameful specimen of the dragon race, you pint-sized pushover. You're a dragon; a creature of great resplendence and power, and your greatest achievement is playing drake-servant to a shut-in and your love interests prove you've got serious species-confusion issues going on, you poor little wretch.
Yours sincerely, Discord
ACCURATE.
I actually feel that Discord felt compassion towards Spike while writing this
I agree with this one completely.
The truth will set you free.
Towards endless depression.
4288222 YEAH
Yeah, actually, I gotta side with Discord on this one.