Discord Insults

by PonyTom

Queen Chrysalis

Dear Chrysalis

So your special power is changing shape? That's something I do to pass the time when I'm not busy warping reality or bending the laws of physics, you incompetent little insect!

Yours sincerely, Discord

Comments

[Whiteeyes]

Well at least he isn't insulting everyone in all of history in alphabetical order in person. One person doing that was enough.

[Civviq Writer]

Wow.

Insults.

Insults everywhere.

[Leo Dane]

44283493 I hope that was a reference because I GOT IT

[Bronzedragon]

Your next assignment should you choose to accept it, is to write the reply letters.

[The Princess Rarity]

4284156 I would totally make that if I didn't have enough on my plate and y'know, I'd have to be actually funny.

[Quillamore]

Oookay. Now I have absolutely no idea why I prefer Chrysalis to Discord.

[Quillamore]

Oookay. Now I have absolutely no idea why I prefer Chrysalis to Discord.

[Doctor.whooves]

4283493 agreed

[SFaccountant]

There's also the love-eating thing, but I guess that's less a power and more a biological requirement.

[North]

I actually agree with this one.