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// Derpy Hooves 
// Story: Discord Insults 
// by PonyTom 
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Dear Derpy Hooves,

You lazy-eyed little klutz, you dropped a piano on my head the other day! How do you drop a piano? Do you have no delivery skill whatsoever? If I hadn't been wearing Angel Bunny as a hat, I could have been seriously injured, you buffoon!
I hope you get fired, you menace to society!

Yours sincerely, Discord