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// Princess Luna 
// Story: Discord Insults 
// by PonyTom 
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Dear Princess Luna,

You are the magical equivalent of a creepy girl who can't keep her nose out of anypony's dreams! It's because of you I sleep with a tinfoil hat, because otherwise you might invade my sleeping mind without my consent and see my innermost private dreams. I hope you accidentally wander into one of your sister's dreams, because given how juicy her secret diary is you'll learn a thing or two, and maybe you can finally get laid!

Yours sincerely, Discord.


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Dear Discord,

The tinfoil hat doesn't work.  Just remember that the next time you go to sleep.

Princess Luna.