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// Maud Pie 
// Story: Discord Insults 
// by PonyTom 
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Dear Maud Pie,

You're a pitiful, emotionally stunted freak of nature, and your obsession with geology is creepy, and rumor around the town is that you had a pregnancy scare after an intimate encounter, and the biggest, scariest thing about it was not knowing if the father was Tom or Rocky.

Yours sincerely, Discord

P.S. Rocks Suck