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// Flash Sentry 
// Story: Discord Insults 
// by PonyTom 
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Dear Pegasus Shining Armor Flash Sentry

You are a smelly piece of uninteresting garbage.  I've seen roadkill more promising than yourself, you indeterminate dry heave.  You don't really do anything, don't have any memorable or unique traits, and somehow a gaggle of ponies still find you fascinating for no reason other than existing.  If I ever go chaotic again, my first act will be to actually give you some personality, you wet fart.

Yours sincerely, Discord