Dear Zecora
You are a tired, striped bag of piss.
If you died today, nopony would miss
Your petulant rhymes
Those literary crimes
And I don't follow rules, so try haiku.
Yours poetically, Discord
P.S. What did you give Fluttershy last time she visited you, your freakin' drug lord? She's been rolling around and snuggling against everything and everypony! I will admit, it was disturbingly cute at first, but now it's just normal disturbing, and she's making everypony uncomfortable.