Discord is immortal - or at the very least he's lived a really long time - and sometimes, that can get boring, especially when you've promised to be (relatively) good. So, he decides to reap another form of chaos and insult as many ponies in Equestria as he can!
I don't know, I was bored and wrote this. I apologize in advance.
Inspired by Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged from HHG2TG and Arthur from Fable III
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Well at least he isn't insulting everyone in all of history in alphabetical order in person. One person doing that was enough.
BWHHAHAHAHAHHA
Oh god this is gold.
Wow.
Insults.
Insults everywhere.
44283493 I hope that was a reference because I GOT IT
I had to cut lff my laugh in the middle of class, got a looot of looks xD
.....burn
Okay, ouch.
Hey hey hey, stay outta my shed.
Jokes on you Discord, Pinkie's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great (etc.) grandparents were nudists.
Your next assignment should you choose to accept it, is to write the reply letters.
Prolonged infinitely.
Ponies I'd want to see Discord troll:
Shining Armor
Cadance
Cheese Sandwich
Doctor Hooves/Time Turner
Octavia
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
Prince Blueblood
Iron Will
Trixie
In fact, you know what:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBKXu3Kg4yg
These are perfect.
Every single one a gem! Thanks for the lulz!
Favorite so far though the RD one was great too.
Hey hey hey... whatd I tell y'all bout comin in mah sheeeeeeeeeeed?!
Lay off Derpy! But at least the menace to society is gone...
Why does Discord remind me of Arthur from Fable III so much?
So, Sombra likes to play with Slinkys and watch them walk downstairs. Is that any reason to make fun of somepon- yeeeeah never mind it totally is lol
Maude's reaction: ....you are not a rock there for I give you permission to shut the fuck up.
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Cause two reasons; one, that's kind of where I got the idea, and two, Arthur himself, as I am aware, was inspired by the alien from Hitchhiker's Guide that did the same thing
Right in the feels.
4285141 I thought so
. I know a author named Izanagi who made a story called Gnome Invasion which is gold as well. To bad it's stuck on Incomplete
.
Keep up the good work
Ha!
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I don't theres enough aleo to sooth that.
Discord: Pleaser of crowds, God of Chaos, and the bringer of trollishious hate mail
Princess Trollestia better watch her back
These are harsh. I like it.
This is the line.We have crossed it.
Now let's keep going.
Shots fired!
Could you do Flim? And include something about Emerald Arrow (if not known read Arrows are Beautiful)
Sounds like a Scout insult.
She doesn't even have a hat to her name!
How dare you. Rocks are one of the most amazing things in the universe. I can take pleasure in life's simple things, like my sister. And rocks. Your idea of fun is becoming a rock. After days of stringing ponies along for amusement. And torturing them. I may not be the most expressive pony in the world, but at least I have compassion. I can boast a Geology degree. You boast unimaginative insults. Boulder can think up wittier ones than you can. And he's a rock.
Discord channels Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged. I love it.
Shame it's not in alphabetical order.
There is shit.
Loads of shit. Everywhere. I can't control my laughter.
It's everywhere.
Sweet God, man.
-Cyneryk
Dude...
This is HILARIOUS! I don't know if you're taking suggestions, but please do Berry Punch next!
I haven't even finished the others, but I can tell this one is my favorite.
...well, shit.
Reading these in his voice only make it better.
I'm almost scared of what he'll say to Sweetie Belle.
Awww, poor Sweetie!
Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Crossing the line there, bro.
...still funny, though.