Dear Pinkie Pie,
You're a wannabe poser who has no idea what she's up against. I've been breaking the laws of physics since before your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great (etc.) grandparents were in short pants, so there.
Yours sincerely, Discord
Jokes on you Discord, Pinkie's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great (etc.) grandparents were nudists.
HA!
this warrants a goof-off or at least a rap battle
Ancient ponies wore pants?
And then Pinkie Pie laughed, because she didn't care.
And this laugh made a crack in Discord's statue.