Maud Pie
Dear Maud Pie,
You're a pitiful, emotionally stunted freak of nature, and your obsession with geology is creepy, and rumor around the town is that you had a pregnancy scare after an intimate encounter, and the biggest, scariest thing about it was not knowing if the father was Tom or Rocky.
Yours sincerely, Discord
P.S. Rocks Suck
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Prolonged infinitely.
Ponies I'd want to see Discord troll:
Shining Armor
Cadance
Cheese Sandwich
Doctor Hooves/Time Turner
Octavia
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
Prince Blueblood
Iron Will
Trixie
In fact, you know what:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBKXu3Kg4yg
These are perfect.
Why does Discord remind me of Arthur from Fable III so much?
Maude's reaction: ....you are not a rock there for I give you permission to shut the fuck up.
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Cause two reasons; one, that's kind of where I got the idea, and two, Arthur himself, as I am aware, was inspired by the alien from Hitchhiker's Guide that did the same thing
4285141 I thought so
. I know a author named Izanagi who made a story called Gnome Invasion which is gold as well. To bad it's stuck on Incomplete
.
Keep up the good work
Discord: Pleaser of crowds, God of Chaos, and the bringer of trollishious hate mail
Princess Trollestia better watch her back
Could you do Flim? And include something about Emerald Arrow (if not known read Arrows are Beautiful)
How dare you. Rocks are one of the most amazing things in the universe. I can take pleasure in life's simple things, like my sister. And rocks. Your idea of fun is becoming a rock. After days of stringing ponies along for amusement. And torturing them. I may not be the most expressive pony in the world, but at least I have compassion. I can boast a Geology degree. You boast unimaginative insults. Boulder can think up wittier ones than you can. And he's a rock.
Discord channels Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged. I love it.
Shame it's not in alphabetical order.
This one almost passes the AJ one. Almost.
4284493 I wanna see him insult me too! HE'S LEAVING ME OUT!!!
That "PS" was uncalled for.