Discord Insults

by PonyTom

Flam

Dear Flam

You are a rat-faced pile of fetid diapers. The only thing more disheartening than your half assed attempts at con-artistry is the homoerotic fuzz sprouting from beneath your nose, you hairy turd.

Yours sincerely, Discord

Comments

[Sparkers16]

This is HILARIOUS! I don't know if you're taking suggestions, but please do Berry Punch next!

[The Princess Rarity]

...I don't know which part of this one I loved most.

[xanderman1201]

These...have me on the fence. Some of these are really good.

Others make me want to slap you in the face and tell you not to quit your day job because you'd be a terrible comedian.

I've never been this split on a fic before. Final judgment: Like but no favorite.

[cosmosain]

Where is the princesses love/hate
Also do nightmare moon
And discords seeds and the tree of harmony
Because discord is crazy enough to anger the only thing that can hurt him

[PonyTom]

4288815
Kind of missing the point, aren't you?

[Ephraim Blue]

Now you need to do Cheese Sandwich.

[FamusJamus]

Dear 4290157

Your inability to read is almost as amusing as your willingness to inflict self-harm. Unfortunately, slapping yourself in the face repeatedly has left your visage with a lot to be desired.

Yours sincerely, Discord.

[Whiteeyes]

4287294 Order? From the Lord of Chaos?

[Fiddlove Enfemme]

4290438 I read the short description and imediately thought of him. I need to get my brain checked.

[Thingamajig]

Dear Discord,
You are the result of Q and Sheogorath having an orgy with a bunch of animals and when you came out, they though you were so ugly they threw you into another universe

[TheWraithWriter]

It's nice how he sent them individual letters.

[Dusk Writer]

Just curious, but where did you get this cover art from? The source button doesn't seem to be working.

[PonyTom]

4292785
Try it now?

[PonyTom]

4293479
I guess?
I mean, if it's just like a reference joke, no harm done, right? Unless you're asking to literally just do what I'm doing with this?