Discord Insults

by PonyTom

Time Turner/Doctor Hooves

Dear Doctor Who
Doctor Hooves
El Doctoro
Mayor Mare's Bitch
Time Turner

You are a time traveling bag of walking vomit. Sending this note to you is hell because I never know when you'll get it, or if the next time I see you if you've had it for five months or have no idea who I am yet or are already trying to resolve the New Lunar Republic's war for dominion of Equestria or what. If you're going to screw with normal ponies' lives, at least have the decency to let them know your current place in the universal timeline, you chronologically unsound sod.

Yours sincerely, Discord

Comments

[ConEditor]

This is gold. Hay, this is platinum. I give you nine 'staches.

[forevertheDoctor]

God I don't whether to laugh, cry, or punch something in rage. I'm having more mixed emotions than when Rory Williams died...and was resurrected...and died again...etc

[forevertheDoctor]

Wait wait wait Mayor Mares Bitch?!?! ....Doctor, what haven't you been telling me?

[deloreaninatardis]

4323003 you evil spoiling sod

[forevertheDoctor]

4323394 I did you a favor, trust me. I superb nights crying in a corner, then squealing in joy and then crying in a corner again. Mofaaaaaaaat!

[Fiddlove Enfemme]

Cool story, bro.

[OtakuBrony534]

I'm pretty sure Docter Who is human

[OtakuBrony534]

Now do me, Cheese Sandwich.

[xanderman1201]

4332644 Thank you.