Discord Insults

by PonyTom

Ponyville Post Office

Dear Representative of the Ponyville Postal Services,

You are an incompetent gathering of three month old afterbirth! Not only do you have the nerve to tell me I can't mail live bunnies to Zebrabwe, you can't even deliver something as important and valuable as a Grand Galloping Gala ticket to me on time! You incompetent boobs are so terrible at your jobs, I feel like I owe poor Fax Machine an apology; apparently if he didn't send Twilight's letters to Celestia for her, she'd never recieve them!

In response to your letter, though, I haven't seen your mail colt. I'm sure he'll turn up. Oh, don't worry if he's speaking backwards when you find him, that'll wear off.

Yours sincerely, Discord.