• Published 24th Apr 2014
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Discord Insults - PonyTom



To deal with the boredom of immortality, Discord sends insults to ponies throughout Equestria...

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Gilda

Dear Gilda,

You are a mind-cringingly loudmouthed hate-chicken! Just because you're pissed off that Pinkie stole your girlfriend doesn't mean you lost the ability to not scream every other word that you spew from your bile-coated beak, you obnoxious pussycock, and I hope you cried when you realized Rainbow Dash wasn't offering you makeup sex.

Yours sincerely, Discord.