Dear Zecora
You are a tired, striped bag of piss.
If you died today, nopony would miss
Your petulant rhymes
Those literary crimes
And I don't follow rules, so try haiku.
Yours poetically, Discord
P.S. What did you give Fluttershy last time she visited you, your freakin' drug lord? She's been rolling around and snuggling against everything and everypony! I will admit, it was disturbingly cute at first, but now it's just normal disturbing, and she's making everypony uncomfortable.
And then everypony in Equestria in spite of their differences united towards a common cause: beating the sh*t out of Discord.
B AI bai, Discord!
Insult Daring Do, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Nightmare Moon, Octavia, and Gilda next please.
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Well, nopony would miss her until they needed somepony to pull a convenient magical plot solution out of her ass. THEN they'd be up in arms. Er, legs.
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It's always strange that one might say just about any horrible thing they can imagine about nearly anypony and people barely bat an eye at it, but writing anything negative or harmful toward Fluttershy almost always seems to get reactions like this.
So I have read everything of this story (up until this point) at once and I have to say the insults are getting better. Waiting for the next one.