Dear Pain in my Ass Tree of Harmony
You make houses!? I've been homeless and crashing at Fluttershy's place for a year now! Hit me up with a condo! A trailer! Something! I smell like kibble and cat piss, you cheap-ass giving tree!
Go to hell!
Yours sincerely, Discord
Best one yet.
Reading this in his voice only made it funner.
this is great. It's popcorn for the soul
Hilarious!
I hope trees can read.