Discord Insults

by PonyTom

Cheese Sandwich

Dear Weird Al Ponyvich Cheese Sandwich

You are a quivering mass of parodical fecal matter. Nothing about your existence is original. You're not the original party pony. Your songs all steal from other ponies. Your props are all just overcompensatingly larger copies of what Pinkie Pie has already done. The only thing you have that she didn't was a cock, and you gave that to her too.

Also, you gave her your rubber chicken, of which you had two, you cocaine-induced birth defect.

Sincerely yours, Discord

P.S. In your defense? All y'all party ponies are just trying to boost my style. I'm Discord, bitch!

Comments

[EternityFlame]

[the other sans]

Now I think favouriting this is beyond justified. If these shorts are just funny overall. I don't recall if Coco was done yet. Possibly Suri, would have to go back and check

[Samey90]

I'm Discord, bitch!

[OtakuBrony534]

Okay, that was a littttttttllle too much! I kinda liked you, Discord. Now I hate you.

[The Letter J]

Yeah, Cheese; Pinkie was the original Discord knockoff!

[OtakuBrony534]

4343595 By the way, anypony want Discord sandwiches?

[Flare N Jaeger]

4345954
Gladly, my dear sir!

[SFaccountant]

The only thing you have that she didn't was a cock, and you gave that to her too.

Also, you gave her your rubber chicken

Oh, yes.
You went there.

[Mnemonic_Horse]

The only thing you have that she didn't was a cock, and you gave that to her too.

My. Fucking. Sides.