TDeath and Taxes
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Starlight and Trixie come up with a new way of avoiding paying taxes.
Sex
Twilight
Trixie
Starlight Glimmer
Samey90 · 1.6k words · 153 7 · 1.6k views
TStuffat tal-Fenek
Equestria Girls
Dark
Comedy
Slice of Life
Fleur, Frosty Orange, and Alizarin Bubblegum make a traditional Maltese dish.
Sex
Profanity
Fluttershy
Angel
Fleur de Lis
Other
Samey90 · 2.3k words · 39 4 · 404 views
TThe Daughter from Donkistan
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Slice of Life
Diamond Tiara was having a good morning. Then her mother dropped dead. Then things got weird.
Narcotics
Sex
Death
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
OC
Filthy Rich
Spoiled Rich
Samey90 · 12k words · 104 4 · 1.3k views
TWeed Packing Conversations
Equestria Girls
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Two fake vegetarians and a vegan sell weed, contemplate love.
Sex
Narcotics
DJ P0N-3
Other
Lemon Zest
Sandalwood
Wallflower Blush
Samey90 · 3.8k words · 32 10 · 607 views
TSweetie Chess Zero
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Sweetie Bot learns to play chess. Rarity gets checkmated by her electric bill.
Alt. Universe
Rarity
Apple Bloom
Scootaloo
Sweetie Belle
Cozy Glow
Samey90 · 1.9k words · 124 3 · 1.4k views
TPipp Petals, The Mukbang Detective
MLP Gen 5
Dark
Comedy
Slice of Life
Pipp and Zipp eat some delicious food and fight crime.
Sex
Violence
Death
Profanity
Sunny Starscout
Pipp
Zipp
Samey90 · 2.9k words · 33 11 · 791 views
TRIPline
Equestria Girls
Dark
Comedy
Camp Everfree gets a new zipline while Diamond Tiara copes with her parents' divorce.
Violence
Sex
Death
Profanity
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
CMCs
Timber Spruce
Gloriosa Daisy
Samey90 · 8.2k words · 56 8 · 970 views
TMassospora cicadina
MLP: FiM
Dark
Horror
Mystery
Ocellus meets a new friend and gets more than she bargained for.
Sex
Gore
Death
Profanity
Gallus
Ocellus
Sandbar
Silverstream
Smolder
Samey90 · 6.2k words · 28 7 · 1.1k views
TStocking the Princess
MLP Gen 5
Comedy
Slice of Life
Zipp researches aerodynamics. Pippsqueaks get a completely wrong idea about it.
Sex
Pipp
Zipp
Queen Haven
Samey90 · 3.5k words · 163 7 · 2.7k views
TLessons with Luna
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Luna takes the most unruly apprentice in Equestria under her wings.
Profanity
Sweetie Belle
Luna
Samey90 · 2.7k words · 128 5 · 1.3k views

TThe Blueblood Papers: Old Blood
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Drama
While on leave, Blueblood meets his hero, A. K. Yearling, and is dragged into a Daring Do story he would much rather have read.
Gore
Violence
Death
Celestia
Prince Blueblood
Daring Do
Royal Guard
Raleigh · 30k words · 146 1 · 1.1k views
TFusion
MLP: FiM
Honor Harrington
Sci-Fi
Ensign Rainbow Dash, Royal Manticoran Navy, thought her past was behind her. She was wrong.
Human
Crossover
Alt. Universe
Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Rarity
Scootaloo
SockPuppet · 5.5k words · 118 7 · 1.2k views
EChess, Fun and Competition
Equestria Girls
Slice of Life
Being the best chess player in Canterlot High School, Velvet Sky wonders if anyone likes playing against her.
Other
Pinkie Pie (EqG)
gapty · 5.3k words · 42 2 · 712 views
TWith Her Majesty's Coast Guard
MLP: FiM
Adventure
We have to go out. We don't have to come back.
Death
Celestia
Luna
Royal Guard
SockPuppet · 27k words · 154 4 · 1.3k views
TLich'il Cheese: Undead and Shelf-Stable
MLP: FiM
MLP Gen 5
Dark
Comedy
There's only one way to deal with an undead dairymancer.
Sex
Death
Lil' Cheese
Izzy Moonbow
Sunny Starscout
Pipp
Zipp
SockPuppet · 1.9k words · 55 7 · 1.1k views
TConsolation Prize
MLP Gen 5
Romance
Slice of Life
Zipp doesn't win a medal at the Equestrian Winter Games, but she gets something better.
Sex
Hitch Trailblazer
Izzy Moonbow
Pipp
Zipp
SockPuppet · 2.1k words · 98 3 · 3k views

About me:

No artist has ethical sympathies. An ethical sympathy in an artist is an unpardonable mannerism of style.
Oscar Wilde

Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak.
Kurt Vonnegut

That is the fatality of our social development - in some eras, greatness can be achieved only through deviation and madness. Thereafter, art is no more.
Witkacy

I write about cute little ponies having dirty secrets and a surprisingly large set of mental ilnesses. I also wrote that story about a bat pony buying socks which ended up in the featured box. I'm still trying to figure out how it happened.

Age: 32
Timezone: GMT+1

The cool stories:

It's The End Of The World As We Know It It's the final year in school for Indigo and her friends. There are still a lot of challenges to face and she's prepared for all of them... except maybe finding love. by Samey90 160,508 words · 58 · 8
Carnivored Gabby and Gallus go on a quest to find something to eat. Unfortunately for them, citizens of Ponyville seem to have completely different ideas about food. by Samey90 4,252 words · 344 · 18
All the Happy Little Reunions Trixie comes back to Ponyville only to find out that it's not quite as she remembers it. by Samey90 5,554 words · 197 · 16
Right on Schedule Sunny Flare finds a mysterious note about Indigo Zap in her schedule. by Samey90 5,559 words · 89 · 7

Sleepless and its sequels:

Sleepless There's nothing wrong with Diamond Tiara. She just can't sleep at night. There's nothing wrong with her... by Samey90 36,705 words · 313 · 11
Thirsty Struck by grief after her daughter's death, Berry Punch tries to overcome her alcoholism. by Samey90 4,370 words · 88 · 3
Elektrichka On a train at night, anything can happen. by Samey90 1,786 words · 67 · 3
Children of Equestria Diamond Tiara and Babs Seed did a lot of bad things in their lives. Now they have to deal with the consequences of their actions. by Samey90 43,918 words · 117 · 8