Dear The Great and Powerful Trixie,
You are a smelly, displaced tavern wench! "Great and Powerful" the longest part of my ass; if you're so great and powerful, then why does your home have wheels? Get a real job, you horse-faced windbag!
Yours sincerely, Discord
Wayyy too accurate.
Good logic bomb, Discord. If Trixie doesn't trust wheels... Then why is she using them to pull her house? The Great and Hypocritical Trixie has yet to answer this!
Her home HAD wheels. Before it was smashed to nothing by a rampaging ursa minor.
Now it doesn't have much besides paw prints.