• Published 24th Apr 2014
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Discord Insults - PonyTom



To deal with the boredom of immortality, Discord sends insults to ponies throughout Equestria...

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Tree Hugger

Dear Tree Humper
Tree Haver
Tree Planter
Tree Rider
Tree Friend
Treant
Fluttershy's Hippie Friend

You are a wretched box of filth and semen. You irradiate a stench to up to a ten foot radius is best described as a mix of pot, fresh diarrhea, and shame. The only thing more shameful than your stench was the stickiness I felt every time I was foolish enough to make physical contact with you, and I supect the only reason Fluttershy likes you is because you remind her of her fetid, putrid, odorous house where animals defecate, pee, breed and die quite regularly.

Yours sincerely, Discord.

P.S. Fluttershy says hello.