Discord Insults

by PonyTom

Tirek

Dear Butt Trumpet

You are a back stabbing, muscle-bound prick. What happened to all that respek you had for me, you two-timing asshole? You wouldn't have even had your five minutes of all-powerfulness if it hadn't been for me carrying you through the raid of Equestria; I'd have loved to see you solo the Princess Trio without me helping you power level, you newb! You'd have had your ass handed to you! Just remember, next time you break out of prison, don't underestimate the power of a shut-in princess, a workaholic, a poorly closeted lesbian, a cocaine addict, a slut, and a hippie.

Enjoy your stay in Hell, dick.

Yours sincerely, Discord

P.S. Next time you play Grand Theft Racial Powers, make sure you figure out where the game breaking MacGuffin is first.

Comments

[Lag Incarnate]

Heh, Trumpet Butt, I remember that.

[Europa]

You know, I just realized that the entire S4 finale can be summed up as, "Damn it Discord, you had one job!"