Discord Insults

by PonyTom

Granny Smith

Dear Granny Smith

That nopony has put together yet that you're a 500 year old mummy I'll never understand. I know you've been sacrificing your children and grandchildren for generations to retain your youth, and guess what? I've notified the Night Shift, and they're coming for you, you death-cheating hag! It's the least I can do for your overweight grandson, illiterate granddaughter and their incestuously conceived child.

Yours sincerely, Discord

Author's Note:

The Night Shift is a reference to this story here:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/57463/twilight-sparkle-night-shift

Comments

[The Princess Rarity]

Reading these in his voice only make it better.

[xanderman1201]

Yeah, definitely not getting a Discord vibe here, since he would definitely come up with more original material for the apple family than incest and illiteracy.

[OtakuBrony534]

Oh sweet Luna...

[SFaccountant]

"... Whelp, the jig is up. Guess Ah'd better go start the ritual..."