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// Pinkie Pie 
// Story: Discord Insults 
// by PonyTom 
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Dear Pinkie Pie,

You're a wannabe poser who has no idea what she's up against.  I've been breaking the laws of physics since before your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great (etc.) grandparents were in short pants, so there.

Yours sincerely, Discord