Caught in the excitement of the moment, Twilight has agreed to marry Flash Sentry.

She wishes she didn't.

If you're super into FlashLight, you might dislike this fic!

Ponies think Celestia is a physical deity. Thing is, Celestia is tired of ponies thinking she's a physical deity. Fortunately, sister Luna is around for Celestia to speak her woes to!

Written because I decided to poke fun at how a lot of people assume Alicorns are some sort of physical divinities.
NOTE: Another thing I made out of boredom, so it likely sucks. Sorry!

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Discord is immortal - or at the very least he's lived a really long time - and sometimes, that can get boring, especially when you've promised to be (relatively) good. So, he decides to reap another form of chaos and insult as many ponies in Equestria as he can!

I don't know, I was bored and wrote this. I apologize in advance.
Inspired by Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged from HHG2TG and Arthur from Fable III

Long ago, Celestia sealed her sister into the moon. Her subjects, however, began to fear her and the elements she wielded, seeing they could be used on anypony. Heart broken, she fled her kingdom, leaving it to the ponies who inhabited it.

A thousand years later, Equestria is predominantly under the control of Earth Ponies. Industry thrives and magic is considered a thing of fantasy; Big Macintosh always thought this himself. However, his life is soon to turn around, and he will find himself on an adventure like no other.

(The main picture might be subject to change; just trying to paint a portrait of what kind of era the ponies are in in this alternate world)

(REBOOTED FOR GREAT JUSTICE)
(Proof-read by Sage-Wolf)

(Made the feature box. Awww riiight!)
(Well that was certainly short lived!)

What happens when Saxton Hale is too busy to go to Ponyville and give you a story? What happens when a fight between ex-roommates leads to Soldier being trapped in a world of ponies? Will Ponyville survive? Will Twilight have an aneurism? What is a hypotenuse? All this (except that thing about Hypotenuses) inside!

Sequel to Saxton Hale in Ponyville:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/101257/saxton-hale-in-ponyville

When a magical infection turns the citizens of Ponyville into ravenous monsters, the survivors are left to fend for themselves and survive. Living in a post-apocalyptic nightmare, however, is about more than just surviving the tragedies of the undead.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yeah I know there's a lot of zombie pony stories, but I had this in my head and had to throw it out there! :)

The discovery of a new world is no small thing, especially if said new world is lush with life and secrets! Nexus is one such world, and now everybody wants in on the action, including everyone's favorite ponies! Will the girls be able to build a new home on Nexus?

Who knows! Let's find out, shall we?

MLP/WildStar cross over for those who don't get it!

Rarity discovers Sweetie Belle reading an inappropriate comic and decides that it is her moral obligation to tell the world that it's not allowed to exist due to immoral material, but not all of her friends are on board.

Will she succeed? Or will Rarity realize that she's blowing things out of proportion.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm not sure if this is a good idea or a bad one. All I know is I had the idea to write it at three in the morning and I did so in one sitting so let's see if my tired brain is smarter than my not-so-tired brain? Not just a reflection of recent events so much as my view on censorship as a whole.

AUTHOR'S SECOND NOTE: I did not intend this as a trolling thing or anything, but I have to say the reactions I am getting from this fic are positively delicious! Your collective love/hate is enough to make this writer shed tears of joy!

Follow Twilight's adventures (as best you can) as she declines to eat a peach!

SPOILER ALERT: She doesn't eat the peach.

EDIT: Folks, this is easily the most hated piece I have created yet. Do you know what this means?
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Three years after an Earth Pony uprising, Equestria has been totally changed with Earth Ponies being the dominant race, and other ponies having to live their lives in hiding. As a cruel system captures and destroys innocent ponies, Twilight Sparkle will find herself thrown into an adventure to save what is left of the country, traveling around and witnessing first hoof the changes not only around Equestria, but in her friends as well.