Follow Twilight's adventures (as best you can) as she declines to eat a peach!
SPOILER ALERT: She doesn't eat the peach.
EDIT: Folks, this is easily the most hated piece I have created yet. Do you know what this means?
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Insert Adam Sandler clip about awarding no points and may god have mercy on your soul here.
Downvoted because she didn't eat the peach.
Well, that could have ended worse.
At least it wasn't a cupcake.
I assure you there is no such thing. Every Twilight Ship is Best Twilight Ship, because Twilight.
Upvoted even though you totally cheated and put the peach in the muffin, so she did end up eating it contrary to what was in the description. For shame! :P
Well, that was interesting. I laughed at how the narrator opted into the narrative whenever they felt like it
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*ahem*Flash Sentry*cough*
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Insert Pinkie (Pie) into every (INSERT FAVORITE TWILIGHT SHIP HERE) and anyone else into (INSERT NOT-FAVORITE TWILIGHT SHIP HERE) for an amusing version of the story that seems very Pinkie.
At the end it was Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie next to her (in that order of insertion) so Twilight being pregnant is impossible swing as they are all mares and Twilight is the only unicorn
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Someone seemed to mistake this for a serious fic. :D
3681444 I did not, it's just I tend to critic myself because why the hell not