Dear Princess Luna,
You are the magical equivalent of a creepy girl who can't keep her nose out of anypony's dreams! It's because of you I sleep with a tinfoil hat, because otherwise you might invade my sleeping mind without my consent and see my innermost private dreams. I hope you accidentally wander into one of your sister's dreams, because given how juicy her secret diary is you'll learn a thing or two, and maybe you can finally get laid!
Yours sincerely, Discord.
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Dear Discord,
The tinfoil hat doesn't work. Just remember that the next time you go to sleep.
Princess Luna.