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NemoSpecific


Don't mind me, I'm just no one in particular.

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Everyone has their reasons.

So what could possibly make a pony act like Blueblood did at the Gala?

Every chapter will explore a new explanation for just what was going on that night.

Chapters (6)
Comments ( 121 )

How many of these are you planning to write?

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I've got rough ideas for about 7 more chapters! Now I'm trying to decide between "Blueblood is a secret agent" or "Blueblood was tripping on allergy medicine" next.

Love it! Hope more chapters will come out soon.

This was actually a rather well thought out and believable explanation. And a chuckle worthy one as well.

Keep writing! Shit, son, you might be a genius!

I am gonna give you a signal boost.

Very nice story. Misunderstandings are funny. And I like the H2G2 reference in the title.

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Thanks! I am going to be SO familiar with this one episode by the end of this.

4080512
Here's hoping the next one keeps up the high standards. Excitement! Thrills! Double crosses! And I still haven't decided if it's going be the spy one or the medicine one!

Funny, original, and well written. I loved it!

This was pretty cool, though I feel a little sorry for poor Ringer. (I see what you did there, by the way. :trixieshiftright:)
I'm hoping writing more versions of the same story doesn't get too repetitive, but I'm looking forward to hopped-up-on-pain-meds version! :yay:

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I think I've got enough explanations to keep things fresh. There's a lot of ways to get to the same destination, after all! :pinkiehappy:

For instance, did you know in minotaur culture, his actions were barely contained lust? :ajsmug:

Loved this. :pinkiehappy: All the explanations were well thought-out and the characterizations were what cinched it for me. And ooh, more chapters!

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For instance, did you know in minotaur culture, his actions were barely contained lust? :ajsmug:

...Oh my god, you are amazing. :rainbowlaugh:

They RUIN my grip.

Genius.

Moar Blueblood! Damn, how did I come to love a character who's a complete ass for their short time on screen?

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Because there's no REASON for it! Everyone else in Equestria is either pure evil or can come up with a justification for how they act. Heck, some can be both! Blueblood is just... Blueblood.

Why would he act like that? Why would Celestia allow it? And for my fic, how could it not be a bad thing?

Clearly something's up if Rarity managed to stumble her way through the contact without "breaking character", as it were.

Hmm. Perhaps Rarity is also in the intelligence service? She'd be above the pay level of the rest of the Mane Six, so it's not like the show would ever have to mention it.

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I do believe that was covered like, right at the end there.

Another excellent chapter. :D I do so love how you manage to make it fresh and give things your own little twist.

I'm not taking in spy-lingo right now at all.

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Well, yes and no. I did invite her into the secret service at the end, but her ability to be totally misinterpreted by Blueblood throughout was supposed to just be a joke. Like "The Man Who Knew Too Little" it was supposed to be total coincidence and comedy that allowed her to be mistaken as a master spy for the entire evening.

I suppose I should've had Blueblood doubt her more, should've emphasized how opaque and easy to misinterpret the codes were... honestly, one good "The pelican flies at sunset" would've solved a lot of problems. :derpytongue2:

That being said, I was thinking of expanding the network for Blueblood. Flim and Flam are scouts, Trixie's either a rogue agent or internal affairs...

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Ah! "I'm not talking in spy-lingo right now at all." The classic code for "Stop writing and get an editor"

Well, "Thank you for your comments" you... you... dang it, there aren't any code words for that. :moustache:

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We'll, I liked it just the way it is.

I like it, especially how accurate the unforgiven thing is with some of people on Fimfiction sometimes. Would like to point out though that in Sweet and Elite, think that was the episode's name, that Rarity seemed to be getting along with Blue Blood in the boat christening.

They didn't talk though but everyone seemed happy so.....

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Well, he is Discord, Spirit of Chaos, not Discord, Spirit of Correct. :derpytongue2:

As it turns out, a few very sincere letters of apology, some unheeded warnings of "Discord will break free! I swear!" and not one peep of "I told you so" afterwards really smoothed things out.

I'm going to read this tomorrow. Definitely. I see what you did there with the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference there. XD

There does seem to be something wrong when evil deeds are rather easily forgiven, but doing something mildly bad-ish is enough to get you branded a monster for life.

That... uh...

...

Huh. That actually explains everything.

Kidnap monarch and almost destroy entire governmental system after staging a coup that got her banished? Forgiven.
Destroy reality and usurp the monarchs power? Forgiven.
Try to take over capital? Just misunderstood creatures. They'll work it out.
Sombra? He well...he's just there I guess.
Be impolite? Scumbag for life

4275429 Sounds good to me. Yay Blueblood!

Wow... This is a pretty well-done commentary on how some characters tend to be treated, I think, Blueblood probably being the biggest hate-sink in the show for some people. There are plenty who don't see him, Diamond Tiara+Silver Spoon, Jet Set+Upper Crust, etc. as evil sacks of meat to be brutalized, but a disturbing amount of those who do. Nicely done! :twilightsmile:

Iä! Iä! Moothulhu fhtagn.

It was worth the read just for this line...

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Cross your heart :pinkiesmile:
Hope to fly :pinkiehappy:
With strange aeons :pinkiegasp:
Even death may die :pinkiecrazy:

4284881 WHY CAN'T I GIVE MORE THAN ONE THUMBS UP? MOTHER OF GOD IT'S SOOO BEAUTIFUL!

I want to know what Celestia did.

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You know how, like, the entire south of the continent is a desert..? Yeaaaah...

YES! Hopped up on meeeeeeeeeeds! :pinkiecrazy:
I think this was my favorite chapter so far, for both the surreal reality screws and Blueblood being a general screwball even without pills, by the look of the ending. :pinkiehappy:

Oh, he’s just so, so…

Omigosh I can’t stand it! I gotta squeeze ‘im!

Beautiful, and sums up in a nutshell the problem with Blueblood's demonization.

I'm gonna use this as my personal head-canon regarding Blueblood's behaviour at the Gala.

I like this one best.

And it's subtly brilliant. That he wasn't acting like a prince... he was acting like a PRINCESS.

Which tells you a lot about gender relations doesn't it.

I loved the side effects list. You did a good job hitting that and the constant stream of disappearing mares. I also love the impressive work for someone his age, considering he actually got all the petitions. Which I'm curious how he actually got enough people to actually DO it.

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Well, he saved up his royal allowance for a really long time and was able to hire some canvassers which helped a lot... and he also told everyone that it was for a school project. Something about seeing the political process in action... who could say no to a pushy young kid trying to further their education? :twistnerd:

Well this collection of stories is very interesting so far. Though it's hard to read them all at once because it is the same basic story over and over. So I'll be stopping here and continuing another day. But you've done great so far.

Liked, just for the Hitchhikers Guide reference.

Congratulations, Ringer. Not only did you ruin Rarity's night but you also made your boss look like a complete and utter cad, likely make the Princesses angry with him and also ruined any welcome he's likely to ever have in Ponyville again.

After this fiasco, the Moon would probably be something of a mercy.

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