Seems like it's my life made a turn for the direction with the most ponies. I've always been a quiet guy; never chosen for much or seen by many. I have a lot of time to myself due to the fact that I had a girlfriend that was a complete whore and betrayed me for her old boyfriend. Soooo~ I've been hiding behind my computer hardware, sentries, and inside a mysterious forest. I had been invited to a party by my friend Brandon because he felt bad and thought I should be getting out more often.

Come out of the house they said....
You'll have a blast they said....
Everything will be fine they said....

A boy who was beatin, left out, and alone is misteriously sent to Equestria. He wakes up to get attacked by timber wolfs. He's scared and hungry will he live to go back to his old life of misery and death or meet someone that will actually accept him?

Two months have passed since House faked his death to avoid prison and spend time with his best friend, Wilson. Together they have traveled the United States doing whatever it is Wilson wishes to do before he dies from terminal cancer.

The most recent decision was to go to Trentville, a small town with little to offer the pair, apart from an unbeatable drinking challenge.

After successfully completing the challenge House and Wilson pass out in an an alleyway behind the pub, only to wake up in rather different land.

How will House cope in a land that is filled with ideas he believes to be moronic, where kindness and friendship roam free. More importantly, how will Equestria cope with House's cold, hard, cynical logic? Also how will Wilson cope living in a land filled with ideals he has tried to convince House of his whole life?

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I've never read "My little Dashie". I don't know what it's about, aside from people going emo over it. You don't have to believe me, but it's the truth. I like to experiment and make weird things that might overlap with what already exists. A consequence of time.

Mathews Fore is a simple man. He has a decent job with decent pay. A rather nice little house at the end of the road. A "dead-end" if you will. The only problem? He hates lack of security, although everyone in his neighborhood has a tendency to watch the actions of eachother, so no theft has gone unpunished...by them. Due to his fears of security, he erected a very tall fence around his house that he further covered with a green cover, so nobody can see through it. His yard is pretty huge in itself.

However, he starts to feel lonely. He doesn't want a woman, nor is he gay, so he doesn't want a man. He just wants something to hug. He doesn't want a pet, but he doesn't want to adopt a kid either. He just wants something adorable to hug and kiss on the forehead. Something intelligent. But what? One night, there was the announcement of a meteor shower, so Mathews decides to take his chances and wish upon a star, just like in his childhood stories.
He gets what he wants, but is it really worth it?

After a little adventure with his friends, Tony ends his day watching the newest episode of My Little Pony. But, before the end, he fell asleep, only to wake up in Ponyville! Even more surprising is that they recognize him, one of the stars of a popular Equestrian television show!

//This is my first (published) fic, so if you could leave a comment telling me how I did wrong / right, that'd be nice!

Truth really is stranger than fiction. What people may think as impossible may actually happen if fate alligns itself in the right way. One human teenage brony finds this out all too well when life throws a curveball at him in the form of a colorful fairytail world full of candy-colored equines that are so crazy that he may quickly follow them in their footsteps-er, hoofsteps.

Another Human in Equestria story to add on to the dozens of mountains of pre-existing ones. I know this is incredibly cliched, but that's entirely the reason for me doing it. So I can say that I did. If you can't handle that, then that's not really my problem.

When one unbelievable event happens, nothing is considered impossible anymore. For one unfortunate human soul, he must find answers to an unlikely truth to understand just what makes the fictitious, a reality. What is in store for him unfolds one thing at a time, and if he thought it couldn't get any stranger, he might have to rethink his whole life.This misfortune becomes something of an rewarded experience, but this gift can also be his curse.

As for Twilight and Lyra, they are prepared for anything out of the ordinary, ...well almost.
The search for answers is motivated by curiosity and interest that may lead to unpredictable outcomes.

Cover Image self-arranged with vectors from deviantART
Vector credit:
http://chromadancer.deviantart.com/art/What-the-fu-246722708
http://redpandapony.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-being-Skeptical-296460108
http://90sigma.deviantart.com/art/Shocked-Princess-Luna-294402582
http://jennieoo.deviantart.com/art/Huh-292228127

Hook as the young 19 year old finds it hard deal with his own kind about the very things they do to life and everyone and everything. He is suddenly dropped from the sky and lands in Twilights home and meets Rainbow Dash. The very thing he worries about the most is being found out he's not one of them and tries to flee from the over embracing ponies who saw him.

Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.

Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.

Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.

A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at. Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.

Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!

Conjuration is a lost art in Equestria. Celestia is bored, and decides to learn some summoning spells. She summons an otherworldy creature, but will it be anything like what she expects? A non adventurous HiE. Mostly just learning about interactions. I'm just gonna roll with it, and add tags an ratings as the story unfolds.