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The mane 6 always get together when they can. Just to catch up, gossip, hangout, or do whatever. During one meeting the conversation turns into stories about sex. The girls want to know about Anon and Rainbow's sex life. Was Rainbow lying, or was it as good and as ridiculous as she claims it was. One lie leads to another and Rainbow finds herself turning Anon, the lone human whom Rainbow claims to have dated. So what was the lie and what was the truth?
And what secret does Fluttershy have to share with everypony?
Dark tag for flutterrape.
Cover art by hunter263 from deviant art.

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Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force.

Note: A parody many horror games, including Five Nights at Freddies and SCP Containment Breach.

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Originally "Dystopian Anon" from the AiE thread on 4Chan's /mlp/ board, Wuten presents "Brave New Equestria", revised into prose from its original version.

You are Anonymous, one of the ten World Controllers, leaders of the World State. Through you and your colleagues, you have created the perfect utopia.

However, the utopia is in dire need of materials to resupply their quantities of soma. Which is where you come in. After an experiment gone wrong, you are thrust through a wormhole into another dimension.

And when you are a leader of a utopian society, and are suddenly thrust into a world so unlike your own... Will you be able to adjust to the change?


=Author's Note=
This story is a crossover between the 1920s dystopian novel, "Brave New World", and the MLP universe. If there are questions you may have that relate to that novel, please post them in the comments section, and I will answer them as best as I can.

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This story is a sequel to Tealove's Steamy Adventure


Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon think history class is boring, so they do the only logical thing: get their own time machine and go back to change the past. But they wind up in the future instead. And from that moment forward (and backward), nothing goes according to their or anyone else's plan.

A drink of memory-enhancing tea leads to a showdown in a storehouse of magickal artifacts. A meeting with their time-displaced selves reveals a horrible truth about Diamond and Silver's future (and incredibly irritates Twilight Sparkle). A revolution in the ancient Earth Pony kingdom puts the power to destroy all of reality into the hooves of a lunatic. The secret of Diamond and Silver's destiny gives them a power that just might save them... or kill them. And whether they're in the future, the past, or the halls of the multiversal time police, the two fillies keep crossing paths with a mysterious zebra with unclear motives.

Will the two spoiled brats be able to fix the time stream and go home? Will Diamond Tiara ever admit her feelings for Apple Bloom? What is the deal with Baron Zeppeli, anyway? Why is Luna dressed like a pirate? How many licks does it take to get to the center of an entire planet made of candy? Is Zebrew really the most interesting language in the world? No, seriously, what's Baron Zeppeli's deal?

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Discord has long been the last of his kind. Feeling lonely he searches for familiar creatures and finds some strange creatures that are an apparent subspecies of his, who knew?
These Homo Sapiens have long since left Equestria to start over for fun. Over time they lost their powers and began to make sense.
Most of them.
A small few still remember and know their origins. Or at least have an idea.
They came back.


Just a little mini-series on the antics of a few humans who come to Equestria.

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A portal on Earth is recently discovered leading to another dimension entirely. A strange land inhabited by even stranger creatures. And for the humans, that's... really lame, actually.

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This is chaotic, absurdist fiction. Or true art. Or utter garbage. You decide! Warning: may actually contain meaning.

Those who came here for Derpestia or Derpy, skip to Chapter Zero.

[trigger warning: don't lose your way]
This is a tail of fate and freedom, yet another iteration of the Myss of Sysiphus, the Equine Comedy perpetuating itself: with no end in sight there, is only the journey. Will Derpy and Celestia's Love, Friendship, Agape and Storge prebail against the B.R.o.T.H.? Will Truth, Justice, and the Equestrian Way win against the Forces of Evil? Whatever happens, don't stop beliebing; hold on to that feeling, you screenlight poeple!

My first story in this continuity. Apologies, but I'm not a Nobel-Prize worthy writer—yet. Even my summaries are still imperfect, so apologies for that too. This story's a bit of a slow starter, but I promise it gets better after Chapter X—which I haven't written yet, I'll replace "X" with the right number once we get there, together, dear reader, you and me. Of course, if you don't like it, please don't read it; I do not wish to inflict needles suffering on fellow sentient beings—I hope that, in some parallel universe, a pony is reading this.

This broth is owned by too many cooks for me to list or even care, so sue me. Yeah, I'm not even listing the proofreaders, they knew what they were getting into when they signed on for this mission; I'll remember them so you don't have to.

Currently being rewritten: from its broken fragments will be forged a newer, better, successor story, like Anduril seceded Narsil. Indeed, the Flame of the West will succeed the Sun/Moon upon their ascension. But that is a story for another story.

Tagged "teen" for adolescent humour and juvenile taste. Not to be cofused with Juvenalian Satire... or is it? (DUN DUN DUUUUN!)

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Twilight's Canterlot high friends have invited her over for Christmas. Christmas is nothing like hearths warming eve though, and she is finding the concept of Santa a bit confusing.

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Pulled into a strange world where myth and legends are real. Unable to communicate to the native creatures here, or even able to move for that matter... How is a human supposed to adapt to this strange world, or even manage to keep his sanity when he is encased in stone.

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Trees shorter than they should be, buildings smaller than preferred, a world filled with creatures bigger than him, yet others are near microscopic from his perspective.

Trying to find out where he should fit in is hard, because he is not too small, but most definitely bigger than most. Once he connects to the dominant civilization, a whole new world of opportunities is revealed before him.

He will walk as a giant. He will walk with giants. He will walk alone.

Edited by Newbiedoodle, CheesewedgeFTW, Immortan Joe, and Silas

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