Draconequus: Subspecies: Homo Sapien Sapiens

by Kaffeina

Going Down With the Ships: FlutterPie

"I love to see you grin-" Pinkie began to sing. The Human floated in and lay down a banana peel in front of the cart as she continued.

"It fills my heart with such an' all the while," she continued. Pinkie jumped down and hit the banana peel.

VWOOP! came a noise from Pinkie's rump. The human grinned as Pinkie slide down the hill.

"WHEEE!" She yelled.

The Human watched carefully with a camera, and, as Pinkie slide into Fluttershy's cottage, snapped a picture of the accidental kiss. Music began to play.
"Crack that whip
Give the past a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must ship it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must ship it
When something's goin' wrong
You must ship it
Now ship it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To ship it
Ship it good
When a good time turns around
You must ship it
You will never live it down
Unless you ship it
No one gets away
Until they ship it
I say ship it
Ship it good
I say ship it
Ship it good
Crack that ship
Give the past a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back
When a problem comes along
You must ship it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must ship it
When something's goin' wrong
You must ship it
Now ship it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To ship it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To ship it
Well, Ship it good" The Human sang before tipping his hat to the confused ponies and disappearing without a sound.

Author's Note:

...
Ship it good?

Comments

[MTDragonslayer7]

The hump grinned

Should it be 'hump' or 'human'?

[Kaffeina]

5763072
UGHHHH
Stupid laptop.

[bioskyrim]

That music ^^ .... And fuck it's in my head, bastard !

[The Well Dressed Ninja]

Ship happens.

[Bones_]

wat

[CMDR Kovacs]

I sheep it.

[Dustchu]

Hehehehe eeeh... oh boy, ship happens, eh