Draconequus: Subspecies: Homo Sapien Sapiens

by Kaffeina

Going Down With the Ships: TwiDash

Twilight clambered up the ladder and slid the book, an older Daring Do novel, down for Rainbow Dash, who was steadying the ladder. She finally had the book out when another smacked her on the forehead. The unicorn tumbled downwards and landed on top of her friend. She blinked and was shocked to find her lips against Dash's.

"Oh my... Dash I am so sorry!" she exclaimed. The cyan Pegasus opened her mouth to speak but was interrupted by another voice.

"SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDES BENZ!" A Human exclaimed, "Discord? Did you get a picture?"

The draconequus floated by, nodding.

"Brilliant," dramatic music began to play. "Now, come one, come all. It is my duty to speak to you. These ships have had it hard, but I tell you now. I SHIP IT!" The Human roared, sounding inspired. He was interrupted by a loud shooting noise and a cork hit the ground. The Human fell to the ground only to be caught by Discord.

"Discord. I must," he coughed, "tell you."

"What? What is it?" Discord asked.

"Tell," he coughed, "tell the others I went down with the ship." The Human let out a breathe and his eyes became Xs.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Discord cried out. "He was so young!"

Author's Note:

Sorry about the wait for updates, I only recently got access to a computer once more.

Comments

[MTDragonslayer7]

"HE was o young!"

'too'

[Undead_Pride]

A good man always go down with a ship.

[OmnipresentMicroorganism]

Wut?

5689970

So, not too.

[Dan]

Um... what? You're getting into dada territory.

[Dustchu]

RIP Anon the Human #4975