Draconequus: Subspecies: Homo Sapien Sapiens

by Kaffeina

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

Twilight Sparkle stared at the Human standing before her in a large colorful suit, clearly attempting to look remotely ponylike. The Human stared back, and the head wobbled. "In every sense-"

Twilight frowned, "All of them?"

"Except physical-" the Human continued.

"Ok..." The lavender mare bit her lip.

"I am a pony," the Human finished.

"You're just wearing a suit, a rather offensive one at that," Twilight answered.

"Neigh."

The lavender mare sighed deeply and another human slid in and picked up the first. "LOOK AT MAH HORSE, MAH HORSE IS AMAZING!" the Human looked at the person in his hands, "Oh, it's you." He dropped the fursuited Human and prompty punted him as hard as he could.

A man in a fantastic suit and a horse mask walked up to the dazed Fursuit, "Stop it. Get some help." The mask exhaled a very large puff of smoke and brought a pipe up to it's lips.

Comments

[REC_V]

what

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Brilliant. Funny as all hell.

[The REAL Mister Pkmn]

This is hilarious, even if it is rather short.

[Dustchu]

Ayyy I get that joke lol