Draconequus: Subspecies: Homo Sapien Sapiens

by Kaffeina

MUFFIN BUTTON

Derpy, now the Princess of Muffins, was walking through town when a young mother was dragging her colt through town. Behind him, a human sneakily approached with something in hand.

"Duh dunt. Duh dunt, dun dunt dun dunt dun dunt," came from the human's mouth as he pulled it out and held it in hand. Slowly and surely, he caught Button Mash and dressed him the costume, separating him from his mother again. After shifting back, the colt completely ignorant as he played on some sort of game in his hooves.

Obviously, Derpy tripped over him a moment later and let out and extremely loud gasp, "MUFFIN BUTTON!" She ran over and began booping him with her hoof, causing muffins to start raining from the sky,

Comments

[SeventhBrony]

All Hail Derpy, the Muffin Princess!
The Muffin Button is almost a bad joke, one that I need to remember

[badninja]

Ah a Dragonball Z Abridged joke. Now I am trying to guess the costume becuase Derpy was obviously Son Goku in this story.

[TheDriderPony]

7893268 My guess is that he's just dressed as a muffin. The fact that his name is already Button causes the pun to work and thus make it rain.

[Dustchu]

I missed the DBA joke, aaah

Nice