• Published 11th Dec 2014
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Draconequus: Subspecies: Homo Sapien Sapiens - Kaffeina



Humans have long been seen as myths in the Equestrian World. Stories to make people laugh. Stories of grandeur, stories of horror and stories of death.

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Revenge on Twilight

So, Luna, what's the plot? Ha ha.
Awful pun. We attack her books.
Brilliant

Twilight Sparkle entered her library to find a herd of goats munching at the pages. She screamed. Her cries of despair were heard far and wide. The Human behind it snickered. Little did Twilight know, these goats were an illusion.

"Bla ha ha, Hello Ms. Sparkle," spoke one of the goats.

"You, You can talk?" she gasped.

"Of course, ha ha ha."

The goat exploded in confetti and Twilight gaped as Pinkie Pie zipped through grabbing the confetti.

"I-er what?" Twilight gaped.

The Human laughed and swapped Twilight's mane and coat colors before disappearing. At that time Rarity came in for their usual Make-over day. This usually meant Twilight was pinned for around two hours while Rarity fussed over her. This time Twilight was still pinned down some six hours later as Rarity worked on switching the colors and turning Twilight into a model. The Human snickered before finally vanishing.

"Rarity, did you hear that?" Twilight asked, slightly muffled.

"Hear what, darling?"